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YGBFKM : Ashton Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two-and-a-Half Men

What the fuck, CBS?

Ashton Kutcher? Really?

You gotta be fucking kidding me!

Let’s get two things straight:

  1. I have never watched an episode of Two-and-a-Half Men
  2. And, I kinda like Ashton Kutcher in most things he does for some fucking reason (especially Demi)

That being said, I won’t be watching this abortion of an idea for CBS asshats to cash in on their existing syndication deals. Yeah, once again, a decision has been made that has no bearing on the fans who want the show to continue, rather, the ass-loads of money they will make whether Charlie is on the show or not.

24k Gold Mercedes

"It's all for my bitches!"

Hey, I’m all about making as much money as I can. AND, I do not begrudge others when they make as much money as they can. Just come from an honest place which in this case should be about the fans of the show.

And then, Ashton has to open his fucking mouth:

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team, and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes,” Kutcher said in a statement. “I can’t replace Charlie Sheen, but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!” [ via usatoday ]

Slack Jawed Baby

"Did you seriously just fucking say that?"



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