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There is a Mean-Ass Fucking Gorilla in the Back Room With a Loose Tooth


A man walks into a bar.

There is a big glass jar on the bar filled with twenty dollar bills.

He asks the bartender what the jar is all about.

The bartender says, “First, you put in a twenty. Then, there are three things that, if you can do them, you’ll win all the money in the jar.”

The man asks, “What three things?”

Bartender, “I can’t tell you until you put your money in.”

So the man puts in a twenty.

The bartender says, “First, you have to drink this pitcher of beer straight down, without a pause. Then, there is a mean-ass fucking gorilla in the back room with a loose tooth, and you have to pull it. Then, you go upstairs, and there is an old woman up there that hasn’t had an orgasm in years, and you have to satisfy her.”

Well, the man sunk down, and said, fuck no, that was just too much.

He sat there drinking a few rounds, and looking at the jar of twenty’s, trying to figure out how much money was in there. It looked like a small fortune to the man because he didn’t have much money himself. He finally changed his mind and decided he would try.

“Give me that pitcher of beer.” The bartender gave him the pitcher, and with everyone in the place watching, he chugged it down.

He gets up and staggers into the back room and slams the door. The sounds of an awful fight ensued. There were howls and screams, both human and simian, and sometimes the people in the bar couldn’t tell which was which.

After a good while, it quieted down, and everyone in the bar figured the man was dead, or worse, but to the surprise of all, the man staggered back into the bar. His clothes were torn up and he had scratches and blood all over him. But he was still standing.

Then the man said, “Now, where’s that bitch with the loose tooth?”


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