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I Am Desperately Searching for an iPhone App That Let’s Me Make a Fucking Phone Call!


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Let’s start off with full disclosure: I am an Apple fanboy. Have been since 1988. Not interested in ever owning a piece of shit PC. Ever.

Yeah, I’m an art fag and it’s always been the industry standard.

Unless you want to work in-house somewhere, you live and breathe Mac.

I don’t immediately run out and get the latest Apple incarnation, unless I NEED to.

My MacBook Pro

It's just a coincidence that my old Macbook broke 2 days after the sweet fucking new ones came out. Really.

I actually waited over a year before getting an iPhone. Not because I didn’t want one. I really didn’t need one.

Now that I have one, I’m not sure how the fuck I ever lived without one.

It’s totally awesome… Oh, except for when I want to make a call from my fucking house! JESUS!

I know they jammed all kinds of cool shit into this thing and probably remembered it was supposed to be a phone before they put it in the box.

May I Offer You A Wafer Thin Mint?

May I offer you a wafer thin antenna?

I think they probably said “Fuck it! No one will even notice that we couldn’t fit an antenna worth a shit in here.”

“No one will blame us since we are so fucking awesome. Let those bitches at AT&T take all the heat.”

AT&T Deal With The Devil

To be the most powerful cell carrier in the world we only have to take it in the ass whenever you like. Wait, what?

I have since remedied the situation by turning the 3G off. Go fucking figure.

So, I am 95% happy with the iPhone and 5% ready to go on a multi-state killing spree.


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