Dead Kindle YGBFKM

Hey Kindle! Just Fucking Die Like A Man!


Dead Kindle

In case you haven’t noticed, there is this fun little thing called an iPad that just came out, and love it or hate it, it just made your sorry ass irrelevant.

This is like the end of the Sixth Sense when Haley Joel Osment hips us to the fact that dead people don’t know that they’re dead. Even after they’ve blown their God-damned heads off. Dead man walking Kindle. Dead man walking.

Sixth Sense

I see Kindles

I know you’ve seen the iPad. You’ve made an app for it already. For FREE for Christ’s sake! So stop trying to make cool commercials to unload your state-of-the-art black and white self. Just move over and let the big boys play. You can watch from the sidelines.

Dollar Store

Mmmmm... Fiddle Faddle!

Hope you had a Merry Fucking Christmas!


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